4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
this is an emotional support booty call
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
