That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
the raccoons are back...
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