what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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