Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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