Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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