i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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