she kept yelling 'call me bella'
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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