I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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