brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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