why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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