Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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