More tranny stories later!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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