just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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