This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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