...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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