You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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