I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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