i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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