im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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