Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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