You smell like stripper and shame
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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