Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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