Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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