Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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