His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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