At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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