it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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