literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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