Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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