I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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