WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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