i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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