I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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