There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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