pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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