Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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