Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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