chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I don't think brook has ever known best
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
God I need to hump something, right now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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