Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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