I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
