Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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