I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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