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508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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