:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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