It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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