is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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