Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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