Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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