That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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