I just pynch a tree in the face
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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