found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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