That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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