I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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