peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm bleeding and have questions
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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