And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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