i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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