I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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