I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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