My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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